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DIMENSION G–137 / PRIVATE APPOINTMENT

TASTE
BEYOND
REASON.

The smartest man in every room—mostly because he built the room, sold it to another dimension, then arrived overdressed.

ENTER THE PORTAL ↗
Gucci Rick in a deadpan pose
LOOK 001Existential leisure
DISCOVER THE INCIDENT ↓
NO PERMISSION · NO APOLOGY · EXCEPTIONAL TAILORING ·
Gucci Rick ranting with both hands raised
LOOK 002Diplomatic failure

THE ORIGIN / AVOIDABLE, APPARENTLY

ONE BAD
EXPERIMENT.
IMPECCABLE RESULTS.

01

Rick tried to synthesize taste itself. The machine vaporized three moons and tailored his lab coat into something far more expensive.

02

He learned that looking untouchable makes interdimensional bureaucracy 43% easier to ignore. The gold stayed. His patience didn’t.

03

Now every reality wants his inventions, his stylist, or both. He wants five quiet minutes and a universe intelligent enough to deserve him.

SUBJECT $RICK / DO NOT DISTURB

THE UNIVERSE
IS CASUAL.
HE ISN’T.

RAW INTELLIGENCE99.9
EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY02.1
INTERDIMENSIONAL TASTE∞

Pick a destination. Copy the address. Don’t touch anything glowing.

X / TWITTER ↗PUMP.FUN ↗
G–137
UNBOTHEREDGucci Rick drinking in a relaxed pose
LOOK 003Portal-side refreshment